You Dirty Whore

Brett Stout

May 2006

I met this girl in a sleezy bar recently. Her name I can’t remember, but who cares anyways.

It was late that’s all I know.

I stumbled in drunk as usual and managed to mumble the words "PBR." I sat by myself in the corner, which is my usual spot. I sit there alone most times. I like it, no humans bother me in that spot. I often overhear conversations of theirs and that’s enough to know I would never want to meet them.

There I was contemplating life and shit and the next thing I know she’s there next to me talking my fucking ear off. I mumble a few words in between her pauses. I call her a "Dirty Bitch" and she still sits there. We leave the bar and head to her place.

As soon as the front door is open I’m all over her. Groping and kissing her and pulling her clothes off. I kicked her cat out of the way and it hissed at me, little shithead! We stumbled into the bedroom and pulled her panties off. I licked her for a few minutes. Then I said "This is going to be a night you will never forget," I won’t remember you; but you will fucking remember the name Brett for the rest of your life.

I pulled out my cock which was as hard as I have ever seen it. I grabbed some hand lotion of hers by the nightstand and rubbed a gob of it on my cock. I told her to lie on her side. Before she even knew what hit her I shoved my dick in her ass.

She screamed in agony. She told me to stop but I just started to pound away as hard as I could. I told her it would be over in a minute and to just be open minded and experience new things since she was such a brilliant person. I fucked so hard I was about to pass out. As I came the sun was rising and blinded me for a second. My dick popped out of her tight little ass like a jack in the box. I sat there and looked her for a minute. My thoughts were "You’re a whore."

I lit a cigarette and wiped my cock off on her pillow. I left her laying there with a strange look on her face. I grabbed her pack of cigarettes and a Coke out of the refrigerator on the way out. The damn cat was in my way again so I kicked it really hard this time. I slammed the door and stumbled out trying to figure out how the fuck I was going to get home this time.